I HATE
HIP ROOFS.

Who the f*** saw that and went “yeah, that’s good.”

SEND ME THE EVIDENCE

EXHIBIT 001

YOU SEND THE EYESORE.
I MAKE IT LESS EMBARRASSING.

Upload your local hip roof. Get back a roof redesign that actually deserves to exist.

REPORT YOUR ROOF
A sharp-roofed countryside house after redesign
AFTER: A ROOF WITH A SPINE.
A boxy modern house with a low angled roof before redesign
BEFORE: BAD DECISION.

HALL OF SHAME

A small selection of roofs that arrived convinced geometry was optional.

Case 19 before redesign Case 19 after redesign

CASE 19: THE MUSHROOM CAP

Four slopes. Zero conviction.

Case 34 before redesign Case 34 after redesign

CASE 34: THE EXPENSIVE SHRUG

Luxury did not save it.

Case 57 before redesign Case 57 after redesign

CASE 57: THE TENT WITH WINDOWS

A brave attempt at being forgettable.

THE COMPLAINT BOX

FEED THE
REDESIGN MACHINE.

Send the evidence. I will make it less embarrassing. Probably.